Jenny: So, Serena must have something really great planned for you guys tonight, right?
Nate: Yeah, some Toad Gala at the Frick.
Jenny: Uh… that sounds…
Nate: Boring? Yeah, I know. I mean, it’s not like I had some high expectations. I just expected Serena to be a little more… I mean, you know. Basically, this burger is definitely the best part of my day so far.
Jenny: It’s the best part of mine, too. Actually, you know, the best part of the week.
Nate: How are you after that whole thing at Eleanor’s? You know you can always come to me, right?
Jenny: Yeah, thanks. But… today is not about me. Did I mention that public embarrassment is a part of the Humphrey birthday tradition?
Nate: Okay, I’m actually happy to be humiliated.
Jenny: Good. Blow out your candle and make a wish!

Gossip Girl Season 3, Episode 17: Inglorious Bassterds